EmbarrasSC Trojans

So USC (insert "star" here, if appropriate) tailback Marc Tyler will miss the 1st game of his senior season due to a suspension that stemmed from his comments outside a nightclub. Tyler was recorded saying Trojan football players made "WAY MORE!" money than NFL players , elaborating with a "make it rain" simulation. He seemed quite proficient. But I digress, Tyler's comments were merely a reply to a loaded question from a TMZ stringer who probably made his year salary off of that bit, while Tyler may have lost some stock on next year's draft. Which brings me to my next piece of flint to burn on... Why should Tyler suffer from remarks made that are, really, not true? Because he embarrassed the institute, according to USC. Though the University  of Spoiled Children embarrass themselves plenty, regarding true shit too. Perhaps this will serve as some restitution on USC's part to show they no longer condone

"embarrassing" themselves. Well, I'm done (Chris Brown voice). Marc, if you reading this, watch you who tell jokes around nigga. And to the instigating reporters... smh. Where's ya dignity?