Swag. Nice. Smoke Me Out

How many times you ever got smoked out? Too many times to remember?... Nah, I don't think you know what I mean when I say “smoked out”. Nowadays when one gets “smoked out” he/she simply catches a fade without having money or other tree to contribute to a session- not saying these niggaz ain't just holding out on the nug and the scrills. Nevertheless, the term “smoked out” (like many other words such as swag and nice) has lost its meaning. Originally, when you were “smoked out”, usually a group of individuals would obtain some high-quaility or a high quantity of bud (sometimes both) and make it a mission to get you “dumb loaded”. I'm talking beyond being “juicy”- the point where your mucous membrane is highly active and your joints feel lubricated (no pun intended).... Like the times you were dizzy and nauseated, with food and sleep being the only cures. The times you swore you'd never hit it again. You know the time you passed on the Barack O“bomb”a kush that made you pause... in the middle of your sentences 'cause you were so... high. Yeah those times. That was getting smoked out. Those times were good, laughable, memorable. So much so that these times beagan being exploited. I can imagine the first pseudo-smoke out happened like this: Some guy who didn't have money or or nug to contribute to the session- once again not saying this nigga wasn't holding out- approached a sponsor of his last smoke out and asked him to smoke them out knowing he would not reach complete obliteration. He basically kissed the guy's ass, polished his apple. With his sly grin or her puppy dog eyes. Just wanting to catch a quick fade until they got their own bag, or until they found another sponsor willing to get them high in exchange for an ass kissing. Because it feels good seeing the little homie trip out on Led Zeppelin, bogarding the Doritos, right? But when their tolerance exceeds a few bong bowls, its time for them to start putting 5 on it. So stop smoking out niggas you hang with everyday. And stop asking to be smoked out, phrases like "can I hit that with you", "put something in the air" or "smoke something" are appropriate and acceptable.