Friday, June 10, 2011

Gloving? ....Championships

Saturday, June 11th at the FAIRPLEX in Pomona, CA invites all ravers, hippies, and "electro-junkies" from around the world to the 1st Official International Gloving Championships. Apparently the seizures caused by excessive drug use at raves and other techno parties has turned into sport. The uncontrolled movement in your hands due to high meth-amphetamine levels has been masked (or gloved in this case) with pretty lights and deemed "gloving." I've seen a few people get "gloved" and honestly it's scary shit; eyes rolling in the back of their heads,  and baby dribble running down their usually teenage chins. I've never been a big fan of raves, and was completely turned off when I heard your come down of drugs often finds many other fellow ravers suffering from overdoses and other effects of drugs, not weed, that leave people alone on the cold hard floors at the Coliseum. Plus I haven't had fun exchanging colorful beaded bracelets since the arts & crafts time at the recreation center. Au contraire, this event is in my city, so don't be suprised if you see ya boy down there shuffling like it's 1999.
P.S. Ravers don't come to my town fuckin' shit up... Increasing crime rates and what not.

1 comment:

  1. haha you do bring up a valid point, but if you saw the attractive females at these electronic music festivals, I think you might be singin a different tune my friend hah

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