Saturday, June 4, 2011

Johnny Cum Wrongfully

Yesterday morning, breaking news reported former Senator John Edwards and Presidential nominee was indicted on charges that stem from reports saying Edwards wrongfully used campaign dollars.... AND GAVE THEM TO HIS MISTRESS!!! His SIDEPIECE!!! The one he impregnated, initially denying any wrongdoing. If reports are true, Edwards is in major violation of the "game". At no time are you to give any funds to one your bench players.

Charges brought against the former North Carolina Senator include conspiracy and violations in campaign policy. This situation is an Eminem song line that has come to reality "Lord please send me a brand new car, with a prostitute, while my wife's sick in the hospital" Eminem prophecized on The Marshall Mathers LP, mocking a fictional politician. I am now convinced rap influences people to do bad things. 

You've got to be a ruthless individual to cheat on you wife who would die of cancer shortly after initial reports broke of Edwards' infidelity. According to CNN.com "[t]he most widely reported theory -- which the Edwards team has publicly neither confirmed nor denied -- is that the money was given to keep Edwards' wife, Elizabeth, from finding out about his mistress and child." Edwards has pleaded not guilty to all charges, as a politician would. Watch Edwards deny any wrongdoing here

2 comments:

  1. That's why you gotta pay cash. no paper trails.

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  2. Politicians with a little something something on the side...reallllly? You gotta know electricity wasn't the first thing Benjamin F. discovered. That's like stepping into a new car and saying it has that new car smell.

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